I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Randomize
