I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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