It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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