STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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