well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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