who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize