we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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