You work out of a Hotel?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you win again, gameday.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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