if you like me you must not know who I am
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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