porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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