Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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