I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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