That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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