If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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