This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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