their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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