May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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