I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
