ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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