so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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