Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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