3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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