i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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