You surviving the open bar?
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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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