8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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