I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
i believe in u and ur pee
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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