Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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