Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
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the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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