I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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