I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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