I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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