I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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