oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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