Banned from zoo.
Again?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
