i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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