weddingsv make me drug and hornr
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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