If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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