Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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