im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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