absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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