Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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