we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I am available for nakedness
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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