I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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