it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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