i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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