I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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