Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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