i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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