Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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