youre lurking in front of me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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