he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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