the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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