talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Even my vagina gasped.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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