Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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