If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
