you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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