his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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