Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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