Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Nicole vs. Life
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I am available for nakedness
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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