Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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