fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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